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Netrologically 

When someone uses the slang part of their brain unintentionally.
You did that so netrologically

neuRologicalLY INept 

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ME: I IDENTRIFY AAS neuRologicalLY INept.
SRTUPID EARTH PEOP)OLE: EW HOW STUPOID AERE YOU.
MER: YOU PYUNY LITTLER HUIMNAN NEREVR UNDERT AND.

SRTUPI DEQART TY HPPEOPLE AGAIN: FUCK YOU.
ME: I WI)LL NITRF BE SANFCIIKTIFIERD. MY MOTHER DID NOT DIE FOR THIS ON HJER JEWISH OPKANET JEW BED WHNIKLE WATCHINGT THOMAS THE TAMPON AND JERKING OFF TO CHINESE MIDGET FART PORN.
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Neologicalism

The belief that formal logical systems are the fundamental substrate of reality, and that logical consistency is the primary criterion for truth. If something is logically coherent, it is considered real or valid, even in defiance of empirical evidence. It’s logic as ontology.
Neologicalism Example: A person arguing that because the concept of a “perfect being” is logically coherent (in their view), such a being must therefore exist. They prioritize the airtight nature of their syllogism over the lack of any observable evidence, making logic the creator of facts.
Neologicalism by Abzugal February 8, 2026
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
Word of the Day on September 30, 2026
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