Net Nanny

A stupid ass program that tries to police the internet.
Nice try, Nanny.

Wow that Net Nanny sure is a Internet Police officer.

by Chris J. September 25, 2006

net nanny

A piece of software used by parents to keep their kids from going places they don't want them to go. Can be easily bypassed through use of a proxy.

This is an example

by me April 8, 2004

Net Nanny

1. A software 2. A website or app that is used to monitor children.

DAD!!!!!! Why did you install Net Nanny!! I'm a big kid, not a bad kid Dad: You searched up swear words in the last week Child: But I learned my lesson. But you didn't DAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Why did you disable Minecraft?, that's my favorite game!!! Dad: It's too violent, the age rating is 7 to 9 plus, you are 4 years old. Kid: DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD!!! So we're cancelling the Minecraft Class? Dad: Yes.

by Chubbyface February 21, 2021

netnanny

A stupid program that stops little kiddies going to sites that 40 year olds get 10year olds to go to.

Bobby, "Hey Carl Age\Sex\Location?"
Britney, "11\f\Hungry"
Bobby, "HAHAHA, your so funny. hey i am 11 too, but i am male and i am looking to see what sex is like? go to my webcam here and we can take pictures of eachother playing with eachother!"
Britney, "Oh no, netnanny blocked that site. but we can go to this one! www.HOT-WET-90-year-old-TEEN-wannabies.com my dad takes me there all the time."

by mooiamacow June 1, 2003