3 definition by miranda cross

a dobby is someone who is very stupid. they have completely have no common sense. literally the dumbest person you will ever know. doesn’t even fucking know how to spell “comma”. they are so skinny and they don’t put on weight no matter how much junk food they eat. when you’re with them they will make you laugh so hard that you will piss yourself, on their carpet, in their spare bedroom... they are absolutely stunning, but they don’t see it themselves.

nesdog is one of the hottest, dumbest, kindest, and fucking FUNNIEST people alive!!! they will NEVER fail to make you laugh, you will laugh sooo hard when your with her you will projectile shit yourself all around the room. she never does the work in class and is probably gonna rely on her rich ass husband.

a dobby is someone who is very stupid. they have completely have no common sense. literally the dumbest person you will ever know. doesn’t even fucking know how to spell the word “comma’’. they are so skinny and they don’t put on weight no matter how much junk they eat. but when you’re with them, they will make laugh so hard that you will piss yourself, on their carpet in their spare bedroom... they are absolutely stunning but don’t see it themselves. they are the most innocent in the group.