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nerfect by Nivek535 + Hakumei August 20, 2008
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pobody's nerfect
A conciliatory way of saying, "nobody's perfect" that illustrates the concept. Originated with Cracked and Mad Magazine in the 70s.
pobody's nerfect by Downstrike December 23, 2004
Number Nerfect
Based off of the word number neighbor and it means someone who has the same phone number as you, besides the last two digits.
Gerg: Hey, Alrak, what’s your number?
Alrak: (719) 558-9013
Gerg: Hey! We’re number nerfects! Mine’s
(719): 558-9024.
Alrak: (719) 558-9013
Gerg: Hey! We’re number nerfects! Mine’s
(719): 558-9024.
Number Nerfect by ChillJammyTheEpic August 10, 2019
nerection
The physiologial change to a woman's nipples whenever they're cold and/or arroused.
Most visible on women with tight upper torso garments while not wearing a bra.
Most visible on women with tight upper torso garments while not wearing a bra.
nerection by Mad Men OA June 17, 2008
Nearfectly
This artificial chicken taste nearfectly as good as real chicken. Shout out to whoever invented Rizz it’s needed in all dictionaries so in stores.
Nearfectly by Zenling February 25, 2026
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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Slop Grenade
When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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