nerfect

perfectly nerfed

he nerfected the gun with a gum

by Nivek535 + Hakumei August 20, 2008

Nerfect

Nearly perfect. You do something that is nearly perfect it's nerfect!!

You do something that is nearly perfect it's nerfect!!l

by Pamaulala August 19, 2024

pobody's nerfect

A conciliatory way of saying, "nobody's perfect" that illustrates the concept. Originated with Cracked and Mad Magazine in the 70s.

I'm sorry, that was dumb.

That's OK, pobody's nerfect.

by Downstrike December 23, 2004

Number Nerfect

Based off of the word number neighbor and it means someone who has the same phone number as you, besides the last two digits.

Gerg: Hey, Alrak, what’s your number?

Alrak: [phone]

Gerg: Hey! We’re number nerfects! Mine’s

(719): 558-9024.

by ChillJammyTheEpic August 10, 2019

nerection

The physiologial change to a woman's nipples whenever they're cold and/or arroused.

Most visible on women with tight upper torso garments while not wearing a bra.

Man, did you see her nerection?!

Famous nerection celebrity: Victoria Beckham.

by Mad Men OA June 17, 2008

nerection

A nerection is an erection of a man or woman's nipples that can happen when cold or horny

Teenage Boy #1: Hey did you see Veronica Mars on TV? She had a sexy nerection!
Teenage Boy #2: No but I saw Tina Heron's nerection on PornHub.

by GEN_Cody January 15, 2016

Nearfectly

Pronounced: near-feckt-lee.
As near too perfect as perfect can be in this scenario.

This artificial chicken taste nearfectly as good as real chicken. Shout out to whoever invented Rizz it’s needed in all dictionaries so in stores.

by Zenling February 25, 2026