Zenling's definitions

Nearfectly

Pronounced: near-feckt-lee.
As near too perfect as perfect can be in this scenario.

This artificial chicken taste nearfectly as good as real chicken. Shout out to whoever invented Rizz it’s needed in all dictionaries so in stores.

by Zenling February 25, 2026

Gumjob

Getting fellatio from someone with no teeth.

I know a woman in a nursing home who is willing to give you a gumjob

by Zenling January 11, 2026