nerd-o-meter /nərd-‘α-mət-ər or ‘nərd-o-‘mit-ər/ pl. –s n. E nerd + Gk –meter MORE AT measure (2010): an instrument that measures the degree to which a person or persons perform or engage in analyses of unusual topics (ie. science fiction, mathematics, etc) that are likely to be regarded as pointless, uninteresting, impractical or just fucking weird.

adj. nerd-o-met-ric /nərd-ə’mεt-rIk/

adv. nerd-o-met-ric-ally /nərd-ə’mεt-rIk-li/

n. nerd-o-met-ry /nərd-’α-mət-ri/

n. nerd-o-met-rics /nərd-ə-‘mεt-rIks/

You guys really set off the nerdometer when you connected Middle English to Star Trek like that.

nerdometer by Nerdometrist June 5, 2010

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nerdophilia

Strong erotic affinity, preference or fixation with people who display a high level of intellectual ability and below-average social skills.

The wealth and popularity of online entrepreneurs has made nerdophilia more socially acceptable than ever. Geeks and nerds are suddenly moving up in the hotness scale...

nerdophilia by Virginia Ottenlips July 25, 2011

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Nerdyguy40

A nerd on scratch who has nothing better to do other than posting hurricane projects for no reason.

Man, Nerdyguy40’s projects are kinda boring, ngl.

Nerdyguy40 by Nerdyguy40 May 12, 2023

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white and nerdy

Weird Al's parody of Chamillionaire's "Ridin' Dirty". From the album Straight Outta Lynwood released on Sept. 26, 2006. Anthem to D&D fans, anyone who speaks klingon, and nerdy white kids creating entries on websites such as this one. Also arguably more entertaining than the original song.

"I’m nerdy in the extreme
And whiter than sour cream"

"They see me roll on
My Segway
I know in my heart they think I’m white and nerdy"

white and nerdy by blahtastic September 21, 2008

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