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The absolute worst word you can ever say. If you say this you are condemned to hell; total nerd
1. Paul, you are such a nerdfoz!!!

2. I swear Samantha is such a nerdfoz, I hate her!
-I know right no one likes her!
Nerdfoz by Nerdfozel March 27, 2019

nerdometer

nerd-o-meter /nərd-‘α-mət-ər or ‘nərd-o-‘mit-ər/ pl. –s n. E nerd + Gk –meter MORE AT measure (2010): an instrument that measures the degree to which a person or persons perform or engage in analyses of unusual topics (ie. science fiction, mathematics, etc) that are likely to be regarded as pointless, uninteresting, impractical or just fucking weird.

adj. nerd-o-met-ric /nərd-ə’mεt-rIk/

adv. nerd-o-met-ric-ally /nərd-ə’mεt-rIk-li/

n. nerd-o-met-ry /nərd-’α-mət-ri/

n. nerd-o-met-rics /nərd-ə-‘mεt-rIks/
You guys really set off the nerdometer when you connected Middle English to Star Trek like that.
nerdometer by Nerdometrist June 5, 2010
Used as a word to define a person that no one likes online or in real life.

The NERD part comes from having no life because no one likes you, the BOT part comes from only playing with bots on counter-strike because no one likes that person online either.
"What a nerdbot!"
nerdbot by eMan April 27, 2004

nerdcock 

Phrase originated by comedian Marc Maron denoting the phenomenon of intelligent and socially awkward people now dictating social norms in popular culture, particularly in the field of comedy.

Preceded by the eras of jockcock and rockcock.
Steve Carell's popularity is indicative of being in the age of the nerdcock.
nerdcock by Dr. of Bootology August 20, 2010

nerdophilia 

Strong erotic affinity, preference or fixation with people who display a high level of intellectual ability and below-average social skills.
The wealth and popularity of online entrepreneurs has made nerdophilia more socially acceptable than ever. Geeks and nerds are suddenly moving up in the hotness scale...
When a nerd fixes, improves or modifies something, usually a computer or other electronic equipment.
Sue: Todd, stand back and let me nerdify that for you.
Todd: My pc has been running great ever since Sue nerdified it for me.
nerdify by NightWhispers March 11, 2008