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nerdcock 

Phrase originated by comedian Marc Maron denoting the phenomenon of intelligent and socially awkward people now dictating social norms in popular culture, particularly in the field of comedy.

Preceded by the eras of jockcock and rockcock.
Steve Carell's popularity is indicative of being in the age of the nerdcock.
nerdcock by Dr. of Bootology August 20, 2010
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Nerdcock 

The equivalent to "whipping it out" intellectually; a show of bravado uncharacteristic to the speaker. Frequently seen in Silicon Valley.
At the LAN party, Jack bragged, "yeah, it's my damn small linux lunchbox pc with a Celeron set at 100 MHz FSB,"

to which his wife replied,"put your nerdcock away and pass me those bagel bites before they get cold."
Nerdcock by PiratesOfSiliconValley January 30, 2008
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An individual who on the surface appears to be a jock, but who is actually a nerd.
"The guy was a nerdjock; he wouldn't have looked out of place with the football team, but was more at home in the library"
nerdjock by nerdjock.com June 29, 2006
A constantly growing type of "hybrid" social class that you may find in every middle class and/or upper class highschool. They look like your average jock, yet they have the intellect of a nerd. Most nerdjock organisms haven't inherited the "lame obsessions" deformity gene (Trekkie Disorder, Magic Card Syndrome, Anime-ism, World-of-Warcraft-itis,etc.) commonly found in most nerds, but still play agressive sports (football, hockey, wrestling, baseball, basketball, etc.). These "hybrid" creatures are known to be very outgoing and popular with a governing class of commonly related species known as the "cool kids". The nerdjock revelution has just begun and shall be seen if this species can survive in the real world after graduation.
Pure nerd: I got an A+ on my History exam! This exam wasn't a match for my jedi attributes.

Nerdjock hybrid: I got an A+ too, bro! Just like football, always tackle your biggest fears and become the victor.

Pure Nerd: Hey! You are a jock! You are supposed to get an F+.

Nerdjock: No, I'm a nerdjock!
nerdjock by Killer with a Gun October 24, 2007
Someone who is both nerdy but also athletic and into sports. A combination of "nerd" and "jock".
I'm a total nerdock. I went to the opening of all the Harry Potter books and lettered in three different sports in high school.
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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