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Nerdcock 

The equivalent to "whipping it out" intellectually; a show of bravado uncharacteristic to the speaker. Frequently seen in Silicon Valley.
At the LAN party, Jack bragged, "yeah, it's my damn small linux lunchbox pc with a Celeron set at 100 MHz FSB,"

to which his wife replied,"put your nerdcock away and pass me those bagel bites before they get cold."
Nerdcock by PiratesOfSiliconValley January 30, 2008
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An individual who on the surface appears to be a jock, but who is actually a nerd.
"The guy was a nerdjock; he wouldn't have looked out of place with the football team, but was more at home in the library"
nerdjock by nerdjock.com June 29, 2006
A constantly growing type of "hybrid" social class that you may find in every middle class and/or upper class highschool. They look like your average jock, yet they have the intellect of a nerd. Most nerdjock organisms haven't inherited the "lame obsessions" deformity gene (Trekkie Disorder, Magic Card Syndrome, Anime-ism, World-of-Warcraft-itis,etc.) commonly found in most nerds, but still play agressive sports (football, hockey, wrestling, baseball, basketball, etc.). These "hybrid" creatures are known to be very outgoing and popular with a governing class of commonly related species known as the "cool kids". The nerdjock revelution has just begun and shall be seen if this species can survive in the real world after graduation.
Pure nerd: I got an A+ on my History exam! This exam wasn't a match for my jedi attributes.

Nerdjock hybrid: I got an A+ too, bro! Just like football, always tackle your biggest fears and become the victor.

Pure Nerd: Hey! You are a jock! You are supposed to get an F+.

Nerdjock: No, I'm a nerdjock!
nerdjock by Killer with a Gun October 24, 2007
Someone who is both nerdy but also athletic and into sports. A combination of "nerd" and "jock".
I'm a total nerdock. I went to the opening of all the Harry Potter books and lettered in three different sports in high school.