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neptunes kiss 

the name given to the water/piss splash which wets ones bottom when excreting a particularly heavy shit when sat on the toilet
i was a victim of neptune's kiss after having a shit
neptunes kiss by cunningstunt June 11, 2004

Neptunes 

Chad Hugo and Pharell Williams. Hot Production duo of the early 2000s, their Beats Are Hot, Original and easy to listen To
Superthug by N.O.R.E was produced by the Neptunes
Neptunes by anon November 10, 2003

Neptunes 

A PAIR of Producers. Pharell and Chad Hugo. Also in the Band N.E.R.D. with Shay who is not a member of the Neptunes.
The Neptunes recently produced Snoop Dogg's 'Drop It Like It's Hot.'
Neptunes by TMC November 19, 2004

neptunestixc#6461 

some cool discord user!!!
wow neptunestixc#6461 youre cool!!!
lolok

_neptunes_ 

_neptunes_ is a very hot, sexy, smart lesbian.
they are the best mutual in history
you would be very lucky if you ever speak to them
“oh yeah Im _neptunes_ and my girlfriend livana thinks Im pretty hot”
omfg you’re so handsome and hot, can you step on my left eyebrow?”
_neptunes_ by not_nep July 9, 2021
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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