neose 

Saying no sarcastically

"You think my wife ever leaves the kitchen."
"Neose of course not."

neose by crazycowfish November 2, 2015

Neoreactionary 

A new reactionary; typically one coming to reactionary ideas and conclusions by way of post-libertarian and/or post-anarchist paths; like traditional reactionaries one who is profoundly anti-progressive and suspicious of all egalitarian ideologies, but often more focused on free market capitalism as a solution to, or escape from, social ills than his ethnic or religious identitarian forebears; often, but not exclusively, one influenced by the writings of several well-known reactionary bloggers in the 2007-present timeframe.

As a natural conservative Bill sympathized with part of the agenda of the Center Right party, but as a neoreactionary he knew that it was merely an ineffectual brake on the progress of the left. He advocated for a new yet very ancient politics in which traditional give and take politics no longer was a factor.

Neoreactionary by Nick_Steves May 10, 2014

speed-bagging his neobean 

When a post-operative transsexual aggressively masturbates with particular attention paid to their repurposed glans which is now LARPing as a clitoris. Because of the violent nature of the act the neobean will often experience trauma and in extreme cases fall off.

Diana, "Did you hear what happened to jon?"
Jennifer, "No, what did he do now?"
Diana, "He was speed-bagging his neobean so furiously it popped off and rolled away!"
Jennifer, "Wow, did he find it?"
Diana, "Don't think so. Rexy was seen licking his chops so it doesn't look good."

speed-bagging his neobean by Van Eric Adams August 1, 2023

Neoneelart 

Neoneelart is art of the "Techno-Raccoon", a colorblind comic artist from Poland living in Russia/Ukraine (real name Neoneel/Neonil Kavar); Procyon Lotor superior (latin: the supreme raccoon).

Just as many self taught artists' creations, his art looks always unfinished lacking skill in realism. That is when the word "style" comes in. According to his own words, since he is a trendsetter, he doesn't need to practise in realism since there are "so many artists drawing realistic stuff yet they are not even famous".

1. Neoneel is a recognisable troll in Deviantart community - he got banned after creating series of offencive threads about flaws and imperfections of other site members which also showed how vain he is.

2. Neoneel's "bad-guy" behavior matches his appereance of a fantasy antagonist dark handsome individual- being tall, having angled dark eyebrows giving him an evil look, high defined cheeckbones and long rich brown wavy hair . Yet that doesn't give him any right to offend anyone.

3. This fella has hiw own army of ass-kissing fanbrats yet he also asskisses constantly, commenting on art of popular artists and photographers when it benefits him most.

4. He gives all raccoons a bad name -.-

Someone: hi, would you edit my photos for me, please?
Neoneel: uh, sorry, were you adressing me? If yes, please walk past and come back when you get rid of those hanging cheecks so I quickly put a large Neoneelart watermark right over your face and don't have to spend my time retouching them

Neoneelart by XLulzwarriorX May 5, 2010

Neokeostar 

The best gOdDaMn streamer you'll ever meet

Person 1 - man have you watched Neokeostar?
Person 2 - yeah he really is the best

Neokeostar by Blue_somnia January 7, 2021

neofetch 

A bloated system-info script for Linux, it's legally required to be in every Linux desktop screenshot in existence. A majority of its users don't notice that there's a configuration file to turn certain stats on & off.

Person 1: Hey bro, I just installed Manjaro Linux on my T480!
Person 2: Yo! Then you've gotta install neofetch on that shit and show off your sick desktop to r/unixporn!
Person 1: How do I install neofetch?

neofetch by bsdims February 1, 2021

neopets 

It was nice in the beginning, but then a corporation came along, bought Neopets.com, and killed the site. Apparently the creators may quit because of all of these stupid adverts and stoof.

Neopets! Give me back my soul so I may sell it to the Devil! (He's nicer...)

neopets by Elbonian Ambassador Xeork April 10, 2005