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A citizen of Neopia, or the online world of Neopets.
www.neopets.com
"I became a Neopian today, I adopted a gelert!!"
Neopian by Cyan Cupcake December 27, 2009

Neopian Writers

Some of the greatest people you will ever meet. Though the board is generally angsty + hypocritical, when it comes down to things that matter these people have proven themselves to be absolutely beautiful.

The best:
everyone.

as a community we shouldn't have a silly list defining us. we are who we are, we're troubled little kids who are ridiculously good looking. get used to it.
Person 1: where can i meet awesome peoppllleeee?
Person 2: the Neopian Writers boards duuuuuuhhh ;)

neopian times 

A collection of the most boring stories ever written. The authors root through dictionaries for hours trying to make their stories sound mature (failing). There's also an editorial where Neopet Staff try to cover up for all the senseless freezing.
Guy #1: What are you reading?
Guy #2: Neopian Times
Guy #1: *yawn*

The New Neopian Academy

A crazy guild where shit goes down.

Seriously, they are all crazy. Their list of members includes:

a lesbian in the witness protection program
a preacher who likes Broadway musicals
a Nintendo Freak
a gimpy soccer player from Luxemburg
a woman who had twins at 17, her ex-husband is in prison for solicitation
and a girl who goes by pikachu with MPD
The New Neopian Academy:

no example necessary, you just have to see for yourself.

tnnaguild.com

anti neopian websites

They can have many true information how bad neopets are, many neopets fans are stupid losers. The anti neopian websites are way better and way smarter than a neopian fan website.
anti neopian websites can sometimes say that neopets have sponsers to pay them money.
anti neopian websites by burittototo November 11, 2006

Neopians 

1. People who play Neopets.
2. Imaginary people or Neopets who reside in the land of Neopia.

singular Neopian
My Neopets and I are all happy Neopians.
Neopians by Crazy June 19, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

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Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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