yashiro nene is a daikon like girl who runs around foolishly looking for an attractive boyfriend without noting that her ghost friend hanako is adorable.
person one: hey did you see that girl with the fat ankles?
person two: you mean yashiro nene?
person one: ya her legs resemble a daikon
person two: bet her only lover will be a ghost.
Neneh is a loving person who is always happy. She supports you in everything and she's a great friend. She cares about everyone and you know that if you have a problem you can alwys talk to her, she will always make time for you will always listen.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.