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Getting Nelly’d

When you let a truck driver you met on a dating site fuck you in the woods
Person 1: dude I just got totally nelly’d last night
Person 2: that’s gross, why would you tell me this
Person 1: for fun. Getting nelly’d is the best

neslo’d 

A term coined by the competitive call of duty community because of a former professional player “Nelso” who was famous for beating teams on map 2 , map 3, and map 5 of a best of 5 series.

The 2 3 5 consisted of a swing game mode like control (map2) and 2 search and destroys (map 3 and map 5)
Cod Pro #1 - did you see how optic lost to faze?

Cod Pro #2 - yeah man, they got neslo’d. They can’t be losing games 2 3 5, they need to work on their control and SND
neslo’d by KLIPPYZZZ February 3, 2024

nelly duff

Cockney rhyming slang

Nelly Duff is slang for Puff (breath, life).

This form submit insists the full expression is used in the example although of course cockney rhyming slang would drop the second word.

This is for the form
"Not on your Nelly Duff!"

but for anyone else
"Not on your Nelly!"
nelly duff by PubGeeza April 1, 2007

Nollo der Höhlenmensch 

Nollo der Höhlenmenschen belongs to a rare species. They get every pussy they want. When you see him you have to be calm and not make any quick movements. And the most important thing is to hide your girlfriend.

He's very handsome and bitches love that. They also love his hair.
Who steals your Girl? Ist's Nollo der Höhlenmenschen!

Dio con il culo magnetico nella valle dei cazzi di ferro 

A complex profanity in italian. It means litterally "God with a magnetic ass in the valley of the iron cocks". Used mostly for fun.
"Now, let's do a challenge for the funniest profanity!"
"Ok, i'll begin: Dio con il culo magnetico nella valle dei cazzi di ferro!"
"Ahahaha that was cool!"

Durty Nelly 

To perform a Durty Nelly take your man’s penis into your mouth and begin by simply bobbing your head up and down, pleasuring the......... tip and shaft........ GULP hold the base of the shaft......... circular side-to-side motion FUCK mouth......... and

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
BACK IN 20 MINUTES - DURTY NELLY

"SUSIE!!!!?"
Durty Nelly by Sharkey & Bubbles August 29, 2023