negotihater

One who tries to negotiate with others, but has strong hate for their point of view on the subject.

That footballer who is being given the yellow card is such a negotihater

by Little Computer Nerd March 25, 2010

I Sent My Chief Negotiator

A phrase; used to imply that you sent a friend to an important meeting, date, interview, Settlement Conference, trial, exam, etc. in your stead (i.e. on your behalf).

Professor Lambeau: "What happened at the McNeil meeting?"

Will: "Oh, I couldn't go...so, I sent my Chief Negotiator."

Professor Lambeau: "On your own time you can do whatever you like, Will, but when I set up a meeting with my...with my associates, and you don't show up, it reflects poorly on me."
Will: "All right. Well then don't set up any more meetin's."

by brandonmichaelblack.com April 23, 2012

Shrewd negotiator

The definition of what Ed Bolian does for a living. Basically just lowballing exotic cars and flipping them later.

“I talked to her and offered $30k for the Lambo but, she wanted $75k. She was an shrewd negotiator so we met right in the middle at $30k.” - Ed Bolian, The Professional Shrewd Negotiator

by what122 May 16, 2019

negotiator

in a typical adventuring team, the person who socializes and talks information out of the rumor mill.

negotiator: well, I was kissing my way down his thigh when he mentioned...

by Spaz De Kat December 8, 2009

negotiate

to discuss something formally in order to make an agreement.

I'm negotiating over the price.
she always negotiate over the price,

Hey "Did you buy the car ? "
Not yet, We are negotiating on the price

by Ala M December 16, 2014

GPA Negotiator

A student who finds themselves "on the edge" of a new grade at the end of the quarter. For example, a person with a 96 A that only needs a few points to reach a 97 A+. A skilled GPA Negotiator will often times BEG their teacher for ANY last minute extra credit or ANYTHING THEY CAN DO to get their grade up a mere few points. A successful GPA Negotiator will often use guilt tactics and and make sure they tell their teacher that the "want to succeed," when in reality it is just to get their grade up by doing little to no effort. GPA Negotiation is the main cause of GPA Inflation.

------------ Example of a GPA Negotiator at work------------

Student - Excuse me, Mr. Smith. I would like to talk to you about my grade

Teacher - Yes? You have a 96 in this class

Student - Yes, however I REALLY need to get it up to an A+ so my parents will be proud of me. Is there ANYTHING I can do to raise it a mere 1 point?

Teacher - Well... I'm not supposed to be doing this, but I will allow you to write a small paper for a point extra credit. Turn it in to me tomorrow and don't tell you any of your peers

Student - Thank you very much, I am very appreciative......... *walks of with a smug grin*

by Bile2 March 29, 2010

negotiate with the evil one

to take a shit, to defecate or have a crap

I'm off to negotiate with the evil one, I had a bad curry last night

by Preywinder November 2, 2010