A Neelix is a person who shares the annoying personality traits with a character of the same name on Star Trek: Voyager.
This person is the most anally retentive person imaginable, the kind of person you would never get tired of kicking. The utmost example of square. No discernable sense of humour. Prone to making "httth" noises (a sharp intake of breath through their face-mounted labia) and growing "hip" little pieces of hair on their faggoty chins, which only reenforces the overall impression of vagina-faced cuntishness. Makes little cuboid shits too.
See also Talaxian
If that guy gets any more square, he'll be a Neelix.
Jim: How did your date go with Frank last night? Tom: Awesome! Not only did Frank pick me up in his cute little blue two seater, after dinner he took me home and treated me to a nelix with a reacharound.
A skinny girl with a killer personality and a gorgeous smile.if a man is so lucky to have the opportunity, hed grace her presence at every moment. A good friend that is always there when needed. Best advice hands down. Always up for a night on the town! An adventure at hand, wild with a tan. Intelligent, responsible and ready for anything.
a. A fucking cool chick, chilled, down to earth, an original.
b. prone to fits of extreme brain damage, including, but not limited to, forgetfulness, lapses in reason, easily distracted.
c. forever against ingestion of and abuse of animals.
d. forever in seek of wtf is wrong with humankind
a. oh, really? Neeli?
b. Holy fuck you totally pulled a Neeli!