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needleback

A type of person who is a really jerky athlete. He usually is a big douchebag to women and sometimes even rapes them.
Look at Brock Ledger over there with Tiffany Lancaster. I bet he gave her that black eye.
He's a real needleback.
by MissesHeeler September 4, 2023
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noodlebacking

When someone claims to have changed old behavior, but is actively engaging in said behavior secretly. This term can be used in a variety of circumstances, but is particularly appropriate when referring to sexual relationships between clients within a rehab center.
Tim told me he wasn't flirting with Sarah anymore, but I caught them talking dirty over facetime - he's noodlebacking hard.
by inshades May 21, 2020
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needledick

kevin s. has a needle dick small and thin
by j.s. June 7, 2004
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Needlesick

Going through withdrawals due to intravenous drug use. Most often heroin.
Man I'm so fucking needlesick I'm shitting my pants I gotta get a point of smack.
by JUNK.FUCK February 16, 2017
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NEEDLEDICK BUGFUCKER

a guy whose penis size is so small and virtually nonexistent, that he uses a magnifying glass to locate his stem, and a tweezers to masturbate.
After 5 minutes into the sex act, his wife asked him, "Is it in, yet?"
From that point forward, he earned the name, "Needledick Bugfucker."
by weave September 9, 2003
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needledick

by Revolutionary July 5, 2003
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needledick pothead

There once was a boy, we'll call him "Zach". Well "Zach" asked this beautiful girl out. We will call her "Sarah". Well they dated for 2 months. 2 long, wonderful months. Zach would always tell Sarah how much he loved her. He would always show her too. Well Zach was also a notorious liar, and once they broke up, the lies came pouring out. He was a pothead, and he lied about that.

But the moral of the story is,

Zach had butt sex with some ugly chick named Natalia at the ymca. yeah gross '_'

well, he has diickk herpies, and she has butt herpies.

and well, thats how the cookie crumbles (;
Zach has a small weiner and hes a pothead, thats why we call him needledick pothead.

Needledick potheads like to have buttsex at the YMCA :)
by zmaddog14 March 23, 2011
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