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Needle in a Haystack  

when a man has a small penis and has sex with a woman with a big bush.
You're so small I bet it's like a needle in a haystack when you fuck.

needle in a haystack 

Male with small penis who has a large amount of pubic hair.
I couldn't have sex with Nico last night. His dick was like a needle in a haystack.
needle in a haystack by jellytime October 4, 2010

Needle in a Haystack 

Usually used when someone's trying to do the impossible.

It's also used when you're coding
Needle in a haystack coding example:
strpos("haystack", "needle");
Needle in a Haystack by ihfsdihaoifd September 21, 2021

Needle in a haystack (literally) 

When a needle is impossible to find because it’s in a stack of hay
β€œthere’s a needle in a haystack (literally)

finding a needle in a haystack 

When you need to do something that is really hard, almost impossible
They were on the bleachers.
Looking for then was like finding a needle in a haystack.

🀑🫡🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🀑🫡🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026