necrosoft

An infamous organization which works with reviving dead corpses and making viruses.
It is also known for windows, an ancient device used for raising the dead.

hey d00d, necrosoft is truly fucked up!
they made me paying tons of cash for their windows 1.2!!!
damn them

by ...:::HTMLCODER.exe:::... December 29, 2007

necrosoft

An infamous organization which works with reviving dead corpses and making viruses.
It is also known for windows, an ancient device used for raising the dead.

hey d00d, necrosoft is truly fucked up!
they made me paying tons of cash for their windows 1.2!!!
damn them

by ...:::HTMLCODER.exe:::... December 28, 2007

necropost

to post in a thread that has been "dead", by being inactive for a relatively long period.

to post in a thread from 2002

by Eyeblood February 23, 2004

Necrostitute

A lady of the evening who specializes in kindly treating gentlemen that are currently deceased.

Gary: "Hey Larry, how much did you pay the necrostitute last night?"

Larry: "..."

by ObamaWasGreat April 14, 2017

Necroposting

Posting to something on the internet for the first time in quite a few months or years. Usually n00bs do this, but sometimes a pro will do it to make people laugh.

This definition is a necropost.

Date: June 01, 1995
Comment: *long post about how computers will fit in your hand in 50 years*

Date: Feb 17, 2010
Comment: tl;dr
Sent from my iPhone

Date: December 31, 2011
Comment: Stupid necroposting Applen00b
Sent from Internet Explorer

Date: January 01, 2012
Comment: Stupid hypocritic necroposting Windowsn00b
Sent with my Ubuntu laptop

Date: March 10, 2098
Comment: I'm glad they banned proprietary software
Sent from my Debian smartglasses

Date: May 02, 2317
Comment: Look what I found in the archives! this is so funny loool
Sent from a Borg implant in my brain

Date: January 01, 10000
Comment: Hi, I'm the Doctor!
Sent from my TARDIS

Date: January 01, 1500
Comment: im a hacker

by Hex Luther June 2, 2015

necroposter

A person posting in a really old topic. Such as a topic that is a year old. They look for old post and try to start them up again. Most necroposting is caused by the primitive race known as the n00b

TehSL1(01/3/04)Yeah Hl2 will be good
n00b(03/14/05)no way hl2 is teh suxorz
Kagami(03/14/05)stop nao necroposter!!

by Honto June 12, 2005

necrosodomite

Someone that fucks dead people in the ass.

When I grow up, I want to work at the morgue so I can be a necrosodomite.

by deadlittlepuppy July 25, 2004