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XD machine

Someone in a conversation who responds only with XD. Gets very annoying sometimes.
Similar to LOL machine and XD Boy. "XD Bot" might also be a good term for this thing.
Dude: I just fell into mud.!
XD machine: XD
Dude: hey, that's not funny!
XD machine: XD
Dude: Fuck you!
XD machine: XD
Dude: oh, that's that XD machine... screw that.
XD machine: XD

at least I have sex 

Said by someone who is not very involved in some activity routinely as an answer to "look what can I do in (insert the activity here)! You cannot do something like that!" line.
Most common used when someone is boasting about his computer/gaming skills.
-Hey! Look at this cool program I wrote! Can you do that?
-no, but at least I have sex...
Almost the same as login -- means entering a system
with own username and password, or the state of being logged on itself.
Logon screen -- a screen which displays logon options,
found for example in Windows operating system.
Logonui.exe -- an executable in Windows system32 dir, which defines the look and feel of the logon screen.
Hacker: see at my new 1337 customized logon screen!
Other dude: woooooooooow, but I got longer penis than u...
logon by ...:::HTMLCODER.exe:::... February 18, 2008
(also kw00l,kw001 and so on)
A funny way to say "cool".
Dude: My girlfriend has got a new outfit.
Dude2: kwool
kwool by ...:::HTMLCODER.exe:::... February 18, 2008

ohh emm gee 

A funny way to write OMG, which means Oh Mein Gott in German, or, more commonly, Oh my God in English.
R: hey, i met some 1337 lvl70s on this srvr
E: ohh emm gee =)

necrosoft 

An infamous organization which works with reviving dead corpses and making viruses.
It is also known for windows, an ancient device used for raising the dead.
hey d00d, necrosoft is truly fucked up!
they made me paying tons of cash for their windows 1.2!!!
damn them

necrosoft 

An infamous organization which works with reviving dead corpses and making viruses.
It is also known for windows, an ancient device used for raising the dead.
hey d00d, necrosoft is truly fucked up!
they made me paying tons of cash for their windows 1.2!!!
damn them