neckstache 

(noun)
Hair growing on the neck region. Usually unsightly and disgusting.

Combination of Neck and Moustache

1: DUDE!!!! Karen's mom finally shaved her neckstache!!!!
2: Phew! What a relief!
1: Yeah I thought it was going to take over her entire face after a while...

neckstache by Gaaaaaaaaaaabbi November 5, 2005

necksticles 

A condition that causes a flap in the neck to look like a pair of testicles.

My grandma will have to start shaving her balls. She started growing hair on her necksticles.

necksticles by MarcelLeboeuf January 19, 2014

negastache

The absence of a mustache in the male facial aesthetic.

A beardstyle whereupon the male facial hair growth on the upper lip is removed by mechanical or chemical means on a regular basis. Motivations to maintain this particular style are generally political or religious in nature, including, but not limited to: a protest of militarism, cultural identity/religious traditions, for the sake of being kissable, to ease the effort of taking bites of foods, a rejection of hipsterism, and for overall tidiness in one's aesthetic.

Jim: What's with you Amish guys that have beards but no mustache? What's that called?
Malachi: That's a "negastache", James. We do it because cops always had mustaches and they used to beat us up before we came to America seeking religious freedom.

negastache by userabuser August 30, 2016