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neck tie 

whenever you choke a girl out with your penis
the word "neck tie" is more or less another way of saying cum shot or large penis
neck tie by hahahaMan January 23, 2012

Neck tie party 

Hanging a person without legal authority by a mob.
The term is often used by extreme right wing people when discusing black people of African origin.
Traditionally carried out at night in a location not likley to be visited by the legal authorities.
The KKK advertise neck tie parties as part of their political agenda for persons who do not wish to dress up in sheets and beleive in a misinterpreted version of the outdated theory of eugenics.
Neck tie party by Blue Cawdrey November 21, 2004

Colombian Neck-Tie 

The Colombian Neck-Tie was a way that they would execute people in colombia around the 1950s.
They would slash their throat and then pull their toungue out from the open wound.
This was a manner of psychological warfare to scare the living shit out of any people who would discover the body.
man 1- holy shit, did you see jimmy? they gave him a colombian neck-tie

man 2- Im going to vomit

Newlands Neck Tie

When squating over your woman you lay a cable while duckwalking directly towards her feet, leaving what looks like a brown Neck Tie. This originated in Newlands, a small suburb in New Zealands captial city Wellington. The first apperance was in 1999 when dying for a shit a young man finished a 69 with his missus and couldn;t hold on. While trying to escape the bed, he laid the now infamous, Newlands Necktie.
Nick - "Hey, my missus is going to a formal event tonight."

Adam - "What is she wearing?"

Nick - "I was thinking of giving her a Newlands Neck Tie."

Adam - "Best option available in my books."

Columbian neck tie 

The act in which a person slits someones upper throat (but not so that they die), and then pulls their tounge out through the slit.
"What should we do with him?"
"Lets give him a Columbian neck tie."
Columbian neck tie by Silentkilla October 23, 2003

italian neck-tie

An act of torture in which the neck is sliced open at the bottom jaw and the tongue pulled through. Makes you look like a dumbass right before you die.
"How do I look?"
"Fine...wait, your italian neck-tie is a little crooked."
italian neck-tie by Zac C June 9, 2005
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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