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Neck Tie 

A sex position where the man lays on his back and puts his legs around a woman's neck from the front while she performs oral pleasure.
"Dude, you should have been at my house last night! Misty was so drunk she was giving everyone Hollywood Neck Ties!"
Neck Tie by savary1978 November 19, 2013
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neck tie 

whenever you choke a girl out with your penis
the word "neck tie" is more or less another way of saying cum shot or large penis
neck tie by hahahaMan January 23, 2012

Neck tie party 

Hanging a person without legal authority by a mob.
The term is often used by extreme right wing people when discusing black people of African origin.
Traditionally carried out at night in a location not likley to be visited by the legal authorities.
The KKK advertise neck tie parties as part of their political agenda for persons who do not wish to dress up in sheets and beleive in a misinterpreted version of the outdated theory of eugenics.
Neck tie party by Blue Cawdrey November 21, 2004

Colombian Neck-Tie 

The Colombian Neck-Tie was a way that they would execute people in colombia around the 1950s.
They would slash their throat and then pull their toungue out from the open wound.
This was a manner of psychological warfare to scare the living shit out of any people who would discover the body.
man 1- holy shit, did you see jimmy? they gave him a colombian neck-tie

man 2- Im going to vomit

Newlands Neck Tie

When squating over your woman you lay a cable while duckwalking directly towards her feet, leaving what looks like a brown Neck Tie. This originated in Newlands, a small suburb in New Zealands captial city Wellington. The first apperance was in 1999 when dying for a shit a young man finished a 69 with his missus and couldn;t hold on. While trying to escape the bed, he laid the now infamous, Newlands Necktie.
Nick - "Hey, my missus is going to a formal event tonight."

Adam - "What is she wearing?"

Nick - "I was thinking of giving her a Newlands Neck Tie."

Adam - "Best option available in my books."

Columbian neck tie 

The act in which a person slits someones upper throat (but not so that they die), and then pulls their tounge out through the slit.
"What should we do with him?"
"Lets give him a Columbian neck tie."
Columbian neck tie by Silentkilla October 23, 2003

italian neck-tie

An act of torture in which the neck is sliced open at the bottom jaw and the tongue pulled through. Makes you look like a dumbass right before you die.
"How do I look?"
"Fine...wait, your italian neck-tie is a little crooked."
italian neck-tie by Zac C June 9, 2005
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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