nature bath 

When one gets caught out in a rainstorm and ends up drenched—often due to a foolish action, such as being drunk or high.

Steve: What’s he doing?
Eve: He’s face down, taking a bath.
Steve: He what?
Eve: He’s taking a nature bath.
Steve: Where is he?!
Eve: Out on the corner at Park and Fifth.
Steve: He’s going to catch pneumonia. *facepalm*

nature bath by Nickidewbear December 4, 2020

Naturebate 

Utilizing the forces of nature to masturbate (e.g. sensual river flows, voluptuous lichen patches, sultry hot springs, or deep holes in the ground).

Tom: "David, did you just skeet in the river?!?"

David: "Oh yeah dude, sorry. Every time I get in I'm overcome by the sudden urge to naturebate."

Naturebate by AllDayAllNight July 5, 2009

Naturebate 

where you decide for no apperent reason to go outdoors and masturbate.

this can be anywhere outside, not in any specific place.

"what did you do last night buddy?"

"I went outside to naturebate, it was awsome doing it whilst looking at the stars"

Naturebate by yogigypsy October 16, 2009