National rizz day where people who can’t rizz admit to them can’t rizzing up people those who can often share a good atmosphere but also a fearful one from getting too flustered
One guy: hey dude i have no rizz
Second guy: and I’m gay so are you a video game cuz I could play you
August 28th marks the date where people that have no rizz stand up to justify getting no bitches. The people that have no rizz must bow down to the people who have mastered all three rizzes. The three rizzes being Regular Rizz, Unspoken Rizz, and Demon Rizz. All Rizz masters have the option to banish their own rizz students if they choose to, but only on this special day due to many rizz students being over banished in the past. What makes this day so extraordinary unique is the fact that on this day only, Rizz masters can evolve their rizz from being a Rizz master to a Rizz God. All in all, this day is celebrated though out the entire world (majority of men relating to the fact that they have no rizz and no bitches).
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'