national hand day 

29th August is national hand day, where everyone with sexy hands should share their sexy hands with whatever weirdo likes them. Bonus points for dead looking hands-

'I know someone who would love august 29th'
'why what's august 29th?'
'national hand day duh'

national hand day by swagmilf11 August 4, 2021

National Hold crushes hand day

On this day you get a freebie to go up to your crush and hold their hand

It’s national hold crushes hand day, so can I hold yours?

National Hold crushes hand day by The best animaljammer September 25, 2019

National hold ur crushes hand day 

Go hold hand with that special person

October 11 is National hold ur crushes hand day

National hold ur crushes hand day by The noobs 34 October 10, 2019

National grab my ass and I'll break your hand day 

It's the same day as "national grab ass day", which someone defined as April 11th.
Basically if a guy grabs ass without consent, he's asking to get his hand broken.

boy who grabs my ass: I can do that because UD says it's national grab ass day

me, after I break his hand : and I broke your hand because it's also National grab my ass and I'll break your hand day

National grab my ass and I'll break your hand day by em.ily.et May 24, 2018

National hold a Murphy’s hand day 

This day is we’re you hold a super duper cute girl named Katie Murphy’s hand and if you pass up that opportunity ever you don’t deserve her because she’s freaking great and deserves the best

It’s National hold a Murphy’s hand day and Katie Murphy’s right there

National hold a Murphy’s hand day by Goodballllllllllll October 16, 2019

National Give A Friend A Hand Job Day 

be flirty about it. it's national give a friend a hand job day. gay, bi, str8, give them one until they bloww. and if they say no show them this, they have to let you single or not. have a cummy time and good luck!!

National Give A Friend A Hand Job Day do it or elce

National Give A Friend A Hand Job Day by gayboiman September 17, 2021

National Grab A Hand Of Playing Cards Day 

On May 17, you gather your friends and family to play card and board games for the afternoon.
What, did you expect something sexual today?
Actually, I'm sure there is.

Cyan: It's May 17, and you know what that means!
Sapphire: Ohhh yeahhhh~
Cyan: It's National Grab A Hand Of Playing Cards Day!
Sapphire: Oh. Yeah. We could do that too.

National Grab A Hand Of Playing Cards Day by Blues and Dumbness May 17, 2019