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Darwinkle Moonie 

The legitimate father of Chelswinkle Goonie and Nikwinkle Boonie. This man likes to phone up people's schools are request to speak to the head mistress. Possibly the funniest name in the world, and discovered by Nikki. Love you Nikki :)
Ring ring.
"Hello?"
"Hello can i speak to the head?"
"Yes who's calling.."
*snickers*
"Kay i'll put you on hold.."
"Hello?"
"Hello Missus Head Teacher, I have a DARWINKLE MOONIE
on hold for you."
*more snickers*
Related Words

narfenkle 

the act of having sex with your dog while beating off a jewish midget and taking a dump on a mexican infant
Dude I just tryed a narfenkle out in your moms car. It was awesome!.

farwinkle 

When a lightning blot comes down from the heavens, thus giving a mighty smack, leaving you paralized, possibly in ashes for weeks. please do not try this at home.
The a farwinkle sprinkled on my chamber cereal! Thoust haveth the right nutritional value of logs and sugar toasted man-flakes!

Narwinder 

He dope bitch looking like a clapped monkey with a rotten banana in his mouth
1:Omg I just fell down the stairs
2:Don't be a Narwinder
Narwinder by Thebaddestbitchinplace November 21, 2021

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022