narffed

fucked.
like that is narffed up.
or that is fucked up.

i just narffed a cat in the ass.

by Shirly Will Do Me. March 9, 2009

naffed

an office-friendly alternative to f*cked. implies dismissal, disdain, dislike, disinterest, etc.

well he can go and get naffed then.

by ezz September 23, 2004

Narfed

When you throw up just a little bit in your mouth you ‘nearly barfed’ or, narfed.

I narfed just thinking about the expression ‘love tumor’.

by NakedGnome January 4, 2019

narfed

To get high from smoking marijuana.

The other day I got super narfed when we hot boxed Jake's shed.

by TMAC September 30, 2003

Narfed

When you smoke too much kush or marijuana, you become this state. Similar words include being baked, cooked, toasted, high, or greened.

Yesterday, after I smoked, I was absolutely narfed.

by NarfMan November 14, 2016