The result of people searching their names on urban dictionary and voting up the most flattering definition.

Eventually all names will have the same definition.

When all our names have the same meaning they will be interchangeable and ultimately useless.

We will then have to invent new names, but these will only be thrown into the name melting pot.
Nobody is immune to namelting.

Definition:
NAME: someone smart, sexy, funny and just great to be around! Most awesome person you know.

Examples:
Name really rocked my world last night..
Check out that NAME, he/she is HAWT!
To pull a NAME (do something awesome)
etc.

Look familiar?
Downvote your name and put an end to this madness
by sirodgerlot April 1, 2011
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