namelting

The result of people searching their names on urban dictionary and voting up the most flattering definition.

Eventually all names will have the same definition.

When all our names have the same meaning they will be interchangeable and ultimately useless.

We will then have to invent new names, but these will only be thrown into the name melting pot.

Nobody is immune to namelting.

Definition:
NAME: someone smart, sexy, funny and just great to be around! Most awesome person you know.

Examples:
Name really rocked my world last night..
Check out that NAME, he/she is HAWT!
To pull a NAME (do something awesome)
etc.

Look familiar?
Downvote your name and put an end to this madness

by sirodgerlot April 19, 2011

nambling

Participle version of 'namble', itself backformed from 'nambler'. To be in the way of, or actively engaged in molesting kids.

I'm a nambling man
I'm gonna namble your asshole
Tonight
- Turbonegro / Anal Gestapo - The Midnight NAMBLA

Tut, look at the Telegraph. Looks like Janner's been caught nambling again.

by Lord Grimcock April 29, 2008

navelingus

Oral copulation with someone's navel. Using your tongue to lick and penetrate your partner's belly button. The practice can be performed on women or men. There's nothing gay about it.. yet.

While doing body shots. Bob chased the tequila into Jennie's belly button; giving her some navelingus with a few quick tongue pokes to her innie. When she giggled and smiled, he knew he was in for a good time.

by sonnyvegas July 10, 2011

Navelling

Rubbing your head on a person's navel erotically while dancing.

"Yo, why he have to be navelling on you all night long?"

by Syl-girl November 19, 2022

Namvetting

The act of recalling the past and going on and on and on about telling your past, like a stereotypical Elderly Vietnam Veteran. (Hence, Nam Vet.)

Person 1: Well, when I was a little kid... *goes on and on and on*

Person 2: Dude! This is not the time to be namvetting!

by BobcatXtreme February 16, 2010

muppet nambling

the act of bein a canadian mocking stoned people wit the munchies

gredly stop muppet nambling u ulgy canadian

by Afro Al November 25, 2003

nameling

a person having the same name as another; namesake.

They are namelings. Both are called John.

by uttam maharjan September 29, 2010