The act of looking up your name on Urbandictionary.com, finding the most flattering
definition, posting it on some social network site, and feeling like a unique
little snowflake for doing so. Sometimes ironic, always asinine.
"All you do
online is namewank. Why do you think I care about your
healthy self-image, Kimberly?"
"Please stop namewanking in my Facebook feed. I
think your learning disability might be contagious."