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naked lap 

A naked lap happens in a drinking game/bar sport when one person achieves the winning score while the other person fails to make some minimum number of points.

In ten-cup beer pong for example, if seven cups remain on the table at the end of the game, the team with seven cups left has to run a naked lap.

In pool, a 7 Ball Loss (pub/taven pool rule) is usually grounds for a naked lap.

Many rules have been established for other common sports such as darts, foosball etc., but the threshold for naked lapping tends to vary from venue to venue.
Bro, I naked lapped Marcus in pool yesterday.

When are you running your naked lap, Todd?
naked lap by aymoney February 7, 2018
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Naked Lap 

A lap typically ran around the venue of a beer pong team that has been skunked.
Aaron and Chase ran a naked lap after getting shutout in beer pong.

naked lap 

In any sport or game where someone gets skunked or fails to put up any points on the board, they must take all their clothes off and run a lap around the house naked
Yo Danny got 3 stocked in every match in Super Smash Bros, now he’s gotta take a naked lap around the apartment complex!

Bro you didn’t make a single basket in our 1 on 1 basketball game, get those clothes off and start running your naked lap.
naked lap by ChunkyBenis October 6, 2022

Naked lap dance

Where either the giver or receiver of a lap dance or both are naked.It is muck better than a regular lap dance and can lead to lap sex.
John is getting a naked lap dance.
Naked lap dance by Deep blue 2012 December 2, 2009
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