nainby
A fabulous specimen of womanhood - they tend to be breasty and have a well-rounded bottom. A nainby has a tendency to grumble but is easily cheered up with a spooning session or an amusing anecdote. And all round loveable loser.
'Oh, what a nainby you are, dearest.' Quoth Stephanie to her dearest friend Rebekkah, who was displaying a builder's bottom whilst electrocuting herself on the TV aerial.
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