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n00basaurus

What you get when you try to teach an old reptile a new trick.
Jason: Quit being such a n00basaurus, Quincy, and go fetch my calculator.
n00basaurus by The Faucet August 11, 2005

n00bgasm 

1) A moment of intense n00bocity. When one n00bs it up so harsh, that the pro's like, totally pwned them.

2) N00bgasm is formally used when someone, mostly new to gaming, sucks harsh ass.

3) It may alos be used when you are on the losing team with that n00b.
1) Joel: "OHHHH YEAH!! I owned up that guy so harsh, he must've had a n00bgasm in his pants!"

2) Colin: "That guy just lost his team that match... they must be having n00bgasms all over the place."

#)Fred: "OHHH You f*cking n00b... what the hell were you thinking?! You made us lose! Did you like, have a n00bgasm before you played?!"
n00bgasm by Cyanide89 May 5, 2006

n00basaurus

Primative n00b. Before the dawn of time, lived the n00basaurus a carnivor that lived in middle eastern versions of cyberspace.
The n00basaurs used to rule the internet world!

Ahh a n00basaurus Rex attacked the elite gamer.
n00basaurus by Jeff Dunn April 6, 2005

n00btastic 

To live up to the sterotype of a n00b and doing easyily recognisable n00bish things e.g camping or using a n00b cannon
lolley: omg look at him camping!, thats n00btastic!
newley: so true.
n00btastic by samlolley11 January 18, 2008

N00bMaster 

1.) A N00b (See N00b or Noob), who, amongst a group of n00bs, present the most pathetic skill and/or immaturity, and is therefire hailed as a "Noobmaster

2.) A leader of N00bs. The lesser N00bs look up to a N00bMaster as a source of their flaming, ranting and other despised attributes.
1.) Omfg, Jeremy, you are such a frikkin N00bMaster, you make all the other N00bs seem intelligent.

2.) Julian is the biggest cunt n00b in the fucking cosmos; everybody who hears him is amazed at his n00bicity

n00basaurus rex 

(noob-uh-sohr-es reks)
a)
noun. ella
b)
noun. one who says / does stupid shit
a)
god damnit, ella is such a fucking n00basaurus rex
b)
1337 (1:54:56 AM): what did you catch up on?
n00basaurus rex (1:56:25 AM): Ya
n00basaurus rex (2:03:33 AM): Ok lol I think im still missing it
(how is that answer relevant to the question..)
n00basaurus rex by barbara tweed February 10, 2008