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N00bMaster 

1.) A N00b (See N00b or Noob), who, amongst a group of n00bs, present the most pathetic skill and/or immaturity, and is therefire hailed as a "Noobmaster

2.) A leader of N00bs. The lesser N00bs look up to a N00bMaster as a source of their flaming, ranting and other despised attributes.
1.) Omfg, Jeremy, you are such a frikkin N00bMaster, you make all the other N00bs seem intelligent.

2.) Julian is the biggest cunt n00b in the fucking cosmos; everybody who hears him is amazed at his n00bicity
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noobmaster69 

Thors worst enemy!!!
Thor look Noobmaster69 is back online!!!
noobmaster69 by Noonmaster69 May 5, 2019

noobmaster69 

It’s loki messing around with korg on fortnite probably
Thor! Look noobmaster69 is back online!!”
noobmaster69 by noobie May 8, 2019

noobmaster69 

Noobmaster69 is an obnoxious child who plays the battle royale video game "Fortnite." Noobmaster69 is rude to everyone, especially Taika Waititi. Noobmaster69 often claims to have performed various sexual acts with the mothers of other players.
"Noobmaster69 is so mean! Thor should fly to his house, rip off his legs, and shove them up his own butt!"

noobmaster69 

a bitch who spends his entire life in his mom's basement with their arms up their ass
noobmaster69's mom gae
noobmaster69 by meme_mastah May 8, 2019

noobmaster69 

the guy who kills you in fortnite ,the guy who Ninja reported,and the guy who made Thor sad
i got killed by noobmaster69

Noobmaster69 

One of the most powerful beings in the cosmos, it is said that he posesses power that makes Thanos look like a stormtrooper
Noobmaster69 is one powerful motherfucker
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