My Tweets 

Something you should turn into a book if I die.

Gina: If I die, turn my tweets into a book!

My Tweets by JohnTheDork January 30, 2022

hop off my tweet dick 

Some who constantly favorites every one of your tweets but has never had a direct conversation with you on twitter.

Bro 1: This chick keeps favoriting all my tweets but never tries to start a conversation with me.
Bro 2: What the fuck dude? She needs to hop off your tweet dick!
Bro 1: Fuck yea, that bitch needs to hop off my tweet dick

hop off my tweet dick by Brosoph Jones May 15, 2015

Teets On My Sheets 

The words you use to describe your un-fondness of having boobs on your sheets.

Man, I hate having teets on my sheets every night!

Teets On My Sheets by swodaemyasdnil April 21, 2011