my secret! 

when you say a catchy line from a movie, and you think nobody will know you got it from the movie;
then somebody steals a glance at you knowing it was from that movie..

then your supposed to gasp and say "MY SECRET!"

"You thirsty Stanley? Yes Mr. Sir " (quote from "Holes")
Sally looks up and says "that's from Holes!"
I say, "MY SECRET! YOU FOUND MY SECRET!"

my secret! by Marglio August 9, 2007

my secret family 

A 1995 novel on the topic of weight loss, cutting, and other disorders common with teens and young adults.
#mysecretfamily is a 'secret club' hashtag to infer alignment to a disorder or specified by any of the characters in the book: #Ana - Anorexia, #Mia- Bulimia, #Sue - Suicidal, #Sophie - Schizophrena, #Max - Anxiety, etc.

Feeling #sue today. Spoke to #mia after lunch. #my secret family

my secret family by RacheRache May 16, 2018

hung up on my secretary 

Act of having sex with someone's wife or girlfriend.

She cheated on Joe with Jason.

Jason hung up on Joe's secretary.
Joe said, "Jason HUNG UP ON MY SECRETARY".

hung up on my secretary by TammyTime1991 April 26, 2017

Secretary on my balls

The mime action of typing, but with palms turned up, as though the fondling of one's balls was being performed by a secretary. Popularized by alternate lyrics in Kanye West's hit song "Stronger."

Let's get lost tonight, you can be my black Kate Moss tonight, play secretary on my balls tonight...

Secretary on my balls by Moosecock82 March 11, 2011