Definitions by TammyTime1991

hung up on my secretary 

Act of having sex with someone's wife or girlfriend.

She cheated on Joe with Jason.

Jason hung up on Joe's secretary.
Joe said, "Jason HUNG UP ON MY SECRETARY".

hung up on my secretary by TammyTime1991 April 26, 2017

pushing a snake 

vulgar slang--taking a shit

Dad was grunting on the toilet while trying to push a snake.
Dad grunted in the bathroom while pushing a snake.

pushing a snake by TammyTime1991 April 9, 2015

Kiss my ass and color my world Thursday 

The best day of the week to tell your boss "I quit!!" or walk out on an employer.

"TGIF" for the disgruntled employee.

BOSS: "I'm gonna fire you if you do that again"
EMPL: "It's a kiss my ass and color my world Thursday!! You can shove this job up your ass!!! I quit!!!"

Kiss my ass and color my world Thursday by TammyTime1991 November 5, 2010

Secret Swamp Thing 

Secret Swamp Thing (noun) -- mistress, rollaway bed, fuck buddy

Joey married Alicia. If Alicia ever found out about Joey's "Secret Swamp Thing", what's her name, Holy Alicia!! There'd be hell to pay.

Secret Swamp Thing by TammyTime1991 January 16, 2010

The 20 

The 20 (noun) -- Any update or breakaway from a live televised sporting event usually lasting around 20 seconds.

"Steve, did you see that incredible run by Emmitt Smith?"
"Yeah, Howie!! I saw the 20 while I was watching the Eagles game"

The 20 by TammyTime1991 January 16, 2010

Tammyteller 

Tammyteller (slang noun) -- snitch, informant, motormouth girlfriend, shitchatter

Cathy is such a Tammyteller!! Johnnie this and Cindy that!! I wish she'd shut the fuck up!!

Tammyteller by TammyTime1991 December 30, 2009

In The Studio 

"IN THE STUDIO" Prepositional Phrase Vulgar Slang -- preganant

(Proper Female Name) is in the studio with son, (Proper Male Name) His CD release party is scheduled for Black Friday.

In The Studio by TammyTime1991 December 28, 2009