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my precious

What Smeagol calls the One Ring of Power. He thinks it belongs to him. In fact everyone who ever aquires it becomes madly posessive of it (because it is magic and affects their mind). It really belongs to Sauron tho.
It came to me, my own, my love, myyy preccccccciiiouuuussss
by Dirge June 11, 2004
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My Precious

What a meth addict calls their special bag containing their meth pipe and methamphetamine. It's a reference to that special relationship that Gollum had with the one ring of power in The Lord of the Rings.
I'm not Meth'd-Up! Where's My Precious!

Don't look in the bag Josh!

I can't get pregnant... This baby is mine!

Carrie does not look like Gollum. Ok, well, maybe a little.
by Carrie's Carrying January 8, 2021
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my precious

A title given by a Hobbit named Smeagol aka Gollum to the "One Ring to Rule Them All" from Lord of the Rings and The Hobbit!
This title is often given to a significant other or a family member or a friend when you want to make them feel valued and laugh, especially when pronounced in a Smeagol voice.
A single woman sees a handsome man heading her way and thinks, "my precious!"

The man wonders where that Smeagol voice came from.

The woman laughs.
by therealchronicles February 15, 2020
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Umm... something that Smeagol/Gollum says... also what Eri says a lil too much..

My precious is like, my precious. Like Gaby is obsessed with his guitar.
Gaby: *holding guitar* myyy prreeciiouuusss.. *clutches closer* myyyy prrreeeccccciiousssss!!!
by Where's Omar? January 11, 2004
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per my previous email

Client: Can you meet tomorrow at 10 to discuss the project.

Me: Per my previous email, I am not available tomorrow.
by KBomb February 14, 2018
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As per my previous email

Read your fucking emails, you lazy, illiterate cunt!
"As per my previous email, where I very clearly explained exactly what you just asked me yet again, read you fucking emails, you lazy, illiterate cunt!
by Negative The Creep June 29, 2018
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As per my previous email

This phrase is usually used in the context of business related things, where some manager or employee above you demands for information or input when clearly you've given them it in your last email. Obviously that person has not read your emails nor did they bother to read them. They probably only sent the email because it was their job to do so.
Me: *Gives them the required documents via email*
Them: "Hello. Please submit all documents today. Thank You.*
Me: AS PER MY PREVIOUS EMAIL........
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