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My name jeff 

A rude way to tell someone you don't want to engage with them. Basically telling someone to fuck off.
Person 1: hey

Person 2: my name jeff

Teacher: did you do your homework?
Student: my name jeff
My name jeff by Prelewddude May 20, 2018

My Name Jeff 

My Name Jeff by Poooo is yummy September 10, 2020

My name Jeff 

The best most op meme on the planet or should I say the universe.
1:Whats your name
2:My name Jeff
1:your the best

My name Jeff 

Best Meme, you say My name Jeff whenever you're introducing yourself to anyone.
Someone: Hey, What's your name?
Me: My name Jeff! Rawr XD
My name Jeff by Slavesta May 30, 2018

My Name Jeff 

A meme thats used in such a way in which its not even funny anymore, never was, but is used in an ironic fashion that you feel really bad for laughing at such a meme
Guy 1: hey dude, My Name Jeff
Guy 2: hahah, oh fuck dude, great now i gotta go kill you and myself
Guy 3: My Name Jeff?
My Name Jeff by Name Jeff is my name November 13, 2017

My Name Jeff 

Probably the biggest meme of 2014 and 2015, influenced by Changing Tatum. In the year of 2017, it is refereed as one of the most gay and dead memes ever. When this meme is said, you are asking to be roast ed.
black guy: " who are you muthafucka, what yo name nigga?"

memer: "my name jeff"

black guy: *whips out gun "what you say nigga?"

memer: "my name jeff"

black guy : *opens fire
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
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