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my feet by Txabi Etxebarrieta May 20, 2022
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Getting better actually. Thanks for asking. Sorry about the... You know... Blatant misogyny... I'm surrounded by misandrists and white knights every day. Including my family members.
Hym "Oh, nah my feet are great. It's much easier now that I've been working for a while. Thanks for asking. You're an absolute sweetheart for that. I really enjoyed it."
My feet by Hym Iam April 8, 2023

My feet are cold 

Gay 1: Hi.
Gay 2: Hi, my feet are cold.
Gay 1: Okay.

sweep me off my feet

It's an english expression reffering to the feeling that one gets when completely taken by someone, carried away, swept away (all emotionally).

It's basically like making someone fall in love with you in a short amount of time.
so "are you trying to sweep me off my feet?"
basically translates to, literally
"are you trying to make me fall (in love) with you?"

Worship My Feet 

A term used when pampering and caring for someone else, and their feet in a sexual manner that is pleasing, relaxing, and erotic. (Usually asked for by a person with power, force, wealth, or beauty. Sometimes all four)
Female Boss: You were late. And once again, I had to do your work today. I am tired of this.

Worker: I'm so sorry!!! What can I do! I really need this job!

Female Boss: *laughs*. I know you do. From today until eternity, you will worship the ground I walk on. You are going to be my foot bitch. You are going to massage, caress, suck, and lick them every day after work as long as you have this job. You will be required to make visits to my home during hours I would like on certain occasions as well. NOW. My pantyhose have made my perfect pedicured feet very hot, and my heels have made them sore. Get on your knees, and worship my feet until I say otherwise, slave.

Slave/Worker/Foot Bitch/Servant: Yes, my queen. I will worship your feet. It is my new life meaning.

Female Boss: *Evil Smirk*
Worship My Feet by LikeWTF December 19, 2012

Kiss my feet 

A term used to describe the action of grovelling or cowering fearfully or courteously at the feet of someone who would want to assert their authority and superiority and press the tongue by caressing with the lips as a sign of obedience, submission, or dominance against the bare feet of who you are trying to gain the favor or forgiveness of.

Byzantine leader Belisarius (500-565 AD) . Belisarius "jumped from his bed", and went "face first" into the ground before the feet of Antonina, "hands on her calves" and had kissed the "bottoms of her soles" according to the histories of Procopius.

The term is used commonly in pop culture to admit defeat in a humiliating and degrading act that conveys disdain and disrespect for the person being addressed; "I command you to kiss my boot, Superman! Let the whole word know you have become by slave" Superman #261 (1973).

With so much attention on the hygiene of feet, especially in summer with flip flops and pedicured feet, the insult has become "Kiss my ass", as the ass is considered the dirtiest part of the body.
"I never liked you Danny, you were always mean to me"
"Sorry"
"Danny kiss my toe"
"Don't do this"
"Kiss my feet Danny"
"Good idea"

Trouble Bound (1993)
Kiss my feet by Waht Nein! November 22, 2018

yeet my feet 

yeet my feet by buckets413 January 9, 2019
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
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