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An expression used to attract the opposite sex. Very ineffective yet simple.
Person 1: My dong
Person 2: What?
Person 1: My donnngg!
my dong by my dong May 29, 2016
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inhale my dong 

"suck my dick"

Initially coined by "Five Nights at Fuckboy's," an RPG parody of the "Five Nights at Freddy's" indie game franchise.
BB: HELLO FRIEND WOULD YOU LIKE TO BUY THINGS
Freddy: inhale my dong enragement child
inhale my dong by Amonia April 6, 2015

INHALE MY DONG ENRAGEMENT CHILD 

In reference to the game "Five Nights at Fuckboy's."
BB: HELLO FRIEND WOULD YOU LIKE TO BUY THINGS
FREDDY: INHALE MY DONG ENRAGEMENT CHILD

Cuntified my dong 

The act of fucking some random chick or having meaningless sex with someone you don't respect.

"Assified" would be an ass whore who clamps her dumper on any random cock.
I met some whore last night and she cuntified my dong for a while. Then I booted her out of my house.

Kellie is such a slut, she'll assify any dong that swings her way.

huff my dong

Slang for a male request of oral sex, either towards another male in a sarcastic "shut the fuck up" way or in respect to previous events, however not commonly a serious request to a female.
"Man, wanna' come play poker?"
"No, huff my dong."

"How was your night with Shaundra last night?"
"Good, man."
"She huff your dong?"
"Twice."
huff my dong by moores July 28, 2008

You are stepping on my dong 

Youve got to be shitting me, no fuggin way, oh my god that cant be right, your foot is on top of my penis.
R. Kelly didn't go to jail? You are stepping on my dong!

Hey bitch watch it your stepping on my dong!

Slurp my dong 

Simply another way of saying "suck my manhood", because you can never have too many methods of parlaying this fine gesture of true respect to your fellow man.
"Please leave a message at the tone, unless you are a bill collector, in which case you may Slurp My Dong"
Slurp my dong by Masked_Marauder November 24, 2013
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