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my breakfast by YK80 March 9, 2024
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Don't Jerk Off On My Breakfast
when someone is ruining something and telling you that what you are doing is wrong, not to help you out, but for no apparent reason. As a response you tell them to not jerk off on your breakfast.
I was having a great morning, but then Benji had to ruin my morning by telling me that the Giants were 1-7 so I told him "Please Benji, from now on, Don't Jerk Off On My Breakfast"
Don't Jerk Off On My Breakfast by weiny0402 November 7, 2018
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A polite way of telling people you're going to take a shit. This is generally used before lunch time.
park my breakfast by The mad shatter July 14, 2017
Spittin in my breakfast
A colloquialism used to describe any act which can either be in reality, or perceived as, displaying or inferring disrespect.
"I asked for a g but Treyvon only gave me .9 . Nigga straight comin in my house and spittin in my breakfast"
"LaRon why don't chu pay dat child support?" Said Lakesha
"Bitch don't spit in my breakfast, you know I'm out gettin my lean on with my clique" LaRon retorted.
"LaRon why don't chu pay dat child support?" Said Lakesha
"Bitch don't spit in my breakfast, you know I'm out gettin my lean on with my clique" LaRon retorted.
Spittin in my breakfast by InTheEconomix April 12, 2013
Stealthie
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.