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Don't Jerk Off On My Breakfast

when someone is ruining something and telling you that what you are doing is wrong, not to help you out, but for no apparent reason. As a response you tell them to not jerk off on your breakfast.
I was having a great morning, but then Benji had to ruin my morning by telling me that the Giants were 1-7 so I told him "Please Benji, from now on, Don't Jerk Off On My Breakfast"

park my breakfast 

A polite way of telling people you're going to take a shit. This is generally used before lunch time.
I'll be in the meeting in a few minutes, I just have to park my breakfast first.

Spittin in my breakfast 

A colloquialism used to describe any act which can either be in reality, or perceived as, displaying or inferring disrespect.
"I asked for a g but Treyvon only gave me .9 . Nigga straight comin in my house and spittin in my breakfast"

"LaRon why don't chu pay dat child support?" Said Lakesha
"Bitch don't spit in my breakfast, you know I'm out gettin my lean on with my clique" LaRon retorted.

Eat My Breakfast 

Similar to a rim job or to toss the salad, however, it occurs after your lover has defecated.
1. She was such a whore that I made her eat my breakfast.
2. That chick is so hot. I would so eat her breakfast.
Eat My Breakfast by jmclane2 March 4, 2008

McBreakfast

It just mean mcbreakfast duh.
You wanna a mcbreakfast
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
Word of the Day on May 22, 2026