my computer
my computer by the only smart person December 20, 2017
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my computer is acting retarded
An excuse to get off of AIM or any instant messaging service when you don't want to talk to someone. Very effective, because everyone's computer acts retarded sometimes.
Jane: You know Amy, I'm so glad I can talk to you. You're the only person who really understands my relationship problems with Mike.
Amy: Yeah. My computer is acting retarded so don't be surprised if I suddenly log off AIM.
Amy: Yeah. My computer is acting retarded so don't be surprised if I suddenly log off AIM.
my computer is acting retarded by I hate boring chats March 17, 2009
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my computer • my computer is acting retarded • MY COMPUTER IS DOING THE MEGA CHONKY • is my computer on • HEY YOU GNATTS IN MY COMPUTER SCREEN.... GET OUT!!!! • why is my computer so slow • Shut up and give me my computer back • doing my homework on the computor • mycomputer7112@gmail.com • My Space
MY COMPUTER IS DOING THE MEGA CHONKY
MY COMPUTER IS DOING THE MEGA CHONKY by Oompiie April 1, 2021
is my computer on
is my computer on by NhehGuy June 20, 2018
Shut up and give me my computer back
Shut up and give me my computer back by jdnsjcknknsd May 2, 2017
why is my computer so slow
(1)the thing you say when you bought a shitty computer
(2) the thing kids say when you tell them their cardboard computer is real
(2) the thing kids say when you tell them their cardboard computer is real
(1) you: why is my computer so slow?!
your friend: shouldnt have bought it in a alley at 3 AM
(2) toddler: why is my applebook so slow? i bought the best one for 10.000 dollars
your mind: first, its cardboard, second, applebook isnt a company, third, you bought it with monopoly money
your friend: shouldnt have bought it in a alley at 3 AM
(2) toddler: why is my applebook so slow? i bought the best one for 10.000 dollars
your mind: first, its cardboard, second, applebook isnt a company, third, you bought it with monopoly money
why is my computer so slow by hellothemeep March 19, 2020
HEY YOU GNATTS IN MY COMPUTER SCREEN.... GET OUT!!!!
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HEY YOU GNATTS IN MY COMPUTER SCREEN.... GET OUT!!!! by iminhellplshelpahhh July 16, 2024
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