muttley 

Dick Dastardly's dog-minion. Makes funny grumbling noises like shnikinrickinfashinrockn-rick rassardly!

MUTTLEY!!! DO SOMETHING!!! *Muttley starts dancing*

muttley by Jammers August 30, 2005

muttley 

Cursing under your breath like Dick Dastardly's Muttley. Yet another term popularized or coined by Formula 1 announcer and retired driver David Hobbs.

The team just told the driver he has to do a stop-and-go penalty. The driver's doing a muttley.

muttley by Hobbs_fan November 15, 2011

muttley 

The canine sidekick of Dick Dastardly, featured in the 60's cartoons "Wacky Races" and "Dick Dastardly and Muttley in the Flying Machines". Best known for helping/trolling his master Dastardly in his schemes, having a loving passion for medals and for his funny-as-hell laugh. If things aren't done his way, he will not give a single shit about what's gonna happen to you. Especially if you're Dastardly.

Dastardly: "Muttley! Do something!"
Muttley: "Rawrrwarr medal?"
Dastardly: "No medal Muttley! It's your duty to save me!"
Muttley: *proceeds to let his master fall off 2000 meters in the air and laughs* HIHIHIHIHIHIH.

muttley by DiogoAttitude November 22, 2016

muttley 

Synonym for complaining crybaby bitch.

Stop being a muttley all the time, I'm trying to have fun.

muttley by the giggle king lord of laughs July 7, 2023

Hairy Muttley 

The female gentitalia. A phrase that may be used in mixed company to make your vagina conversations more interesting. A good subsitute for the word cunt in polite society.

Oh yes, she's a total hairy muttley.

Hairy Muttley by persnikety March 14, 2009

Mutley Bob 

When your pet cat won't stop being a little ginger!

Oi... Stop being a little Mutley Bob!!!

Mutley Bob by YaWetDogsPetCat March 9, 2017

Mutley'ing one out 

the act of coming home drunk and attempting to masturbate but through the frustration of not achieving an erection making the noise of Dick Dastardly's dog under your drunken breath (razzle frazzle razzle frazzle rick rarstardly) whilst holding your floppy cock in your hand.

Bruv, I was so wasted last night I got home and tried to have a wank but ended up Mutley'ing one out instead.

Mutley'ing one out by Jimmy Haywood December 15, 2008