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Someone who moans a lot when drunk
Stop being such a fucking mutley
mutley by Jimmy D May 17, 2003
A very Hot guy.
"theres a super hot guy, that must be mutley"
Mutley by Hot Dudes November 14, 2022
The Proper term for that girl like creature which appears to have escaped from the pound. Usaully around an Ass-hole figure who she looks to for protetion in return for Sex. Highly Aesthicticaly displeasing
"Thats one ugly bitch"
"Yeah Bro She is Mutley as"

"GO BACK TO THE POUND MUTLEY!! ROOF ROOF"
Mutley by NewZealandRocks May 6, 2009
'Breaking your mutley' is the physical strain upon ones chest which occurs through extreme laughter
'I laughed so hard I broke my mutley'
Mutley by Alternate analogy October 15, 2019

Mutley Bob 

When your pet cat won't stop being a little ginger!
Oi... Stop being a little Mutley Bob!!!
Mutley Bob by YaWetDogsPetCat March 9, 2017

Mutley'ing one out 

the act of coming home drunk and attempting to masturbate but through the frustration of not achieving an erection making the noise of Dick Dastardly's dog under your drunken breath (razzle frazzle razzle frazzle rick rarstardly) whilst holding your floppy cock in your hand.
Bruv, I was so wasted last night I got home and tried to have a wank but ended up Mutley'ing one out instead.
Mutley'ing one out by Jimmy Haywood December 15, 2008
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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