The Proper term for that girl like creature which appears to have escaped from the pound. Usaully around an Ass-hole figure who she looks to for protetion in return for Sex. Highly Aesthicticaly displeasing

"Thats one ugly bitch"
"Yeah Bro She is Mutley as"

"GO BACK TO THE POUND MUTLEY!! ROOF ROOF"

Mutley by NewZealandRocks May 6, 2009

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Mutley

'Breaking your mutley' is the physical strain upon ones chest which occurs through extreme laughter

'I laughed so hard I broke my mutley'

Mutley by Alternate analogy October 15, 2019

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Mutley Bob

When your pet cat won't stop being a little ginger!

Oi... Stop being a little Mutley Bob!!!

Mutley Bob by YaWetDogsPetCat March 9, 2017

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Mutley'ing one out

the act of coming home drunk and attempting to masturbate but through the frustration of not achieving an erection making the noise of Dick Dastardly's dog under your drunken breath (razzle frazzle razzle frazzle rick rarstardly) whilst holding your floppy cock in your hand.

Bruv, I was so wasted last night I got home and tried to have a wank but ended up Mutley'ing one out instead.

Mutley'ing one out by Jimmy Haywood December 15, 2008

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mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)

"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."

mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005

Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

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Shakira Law

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.

Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it

Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025

Word of the Day on August 21, 2026

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