The ability to make all sexual desire disappear via a thought or some mechanism. Analogous to the mute button on a TV remote control. One may compare the cock mute state to the moments after ejaculation where the mind is free of all sexual desire. The ability to harness such a tool would be potentially lucrative, making you one of the most productive men in the world unencumbered by sexuality.

I was trying to bang my girlfriend when my dog accidentally sat on my cock mute button. I got up and mowed the lawn.

Cock Mute by SleeplessInSyracuse August 20, 2013

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Selective mutism

A "rare" anxiety disorder that typically starts in childhood. It's main trait is being mute in public. But this trait can extend to nonverbal communication as well. Basically social anxiety on drugs.

Child: *has selective mutism*
Parents: Our kid is rude for not talking in public so instead of taking them to therapy let's leave them like this and continue to be upset at them because it must be a choice cause children LOVE not having friends! Lol!

Selective mutism by VioletThePurple April 14, 2021

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mute-worthy

Celebrities that are easy on the eyes but hell on ones ears. This makes them worth watching the TV on mute.

"That Pussycat Dolls song sucks. Change it"
"Yeah but they're totally mute-worthy"

mute-worthy by Bamhonkey January 27, 2006

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matespritship

A romantic relationship between two individuals with the intention of sexual gratification/procreation. The closest human equivalent is 'to be in love'.

A person in a matespritship may be referred to as 'matesprit'.

Also known as the flushed quadrant of the Alternians' relationship quadrants (MS Paint Adventures by Andrew Hussie).

Mom and Dad are in a matespritship.

Mom is Dad's matesprit. Dad is Mom's matesprit.

Mom is flushed for Dad. Dad is flushed for Mom.

matespritship by Rem (a Homestucker) November 2, 2013

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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