Mutesta 

Mutesta
/ˈMu-təs-ta/
the Mutaseminity scriptures, consisting of the Old and New Testaments.
"verses from the Mutesta"

Have you read the Mutesta today? I heard that if you don’t read it, Motatzem will come get you.

Mutesta by MUTASEMSUPPORTER June 9, 2020

muttstache

A scraggly mustache/goatee that has many different colored hairs in it (brown, blond, red, grey, etc), particularly in patches, resembling the fur coat of a mongrel, or mutt.

May or may not be disgusting in appearance.

That guy with the shaved head and goatee looked all hardcore until I saw his muttstache. Now he just looks like a redneck hillbilly skinhead reject, who likes country music, shotguns, and trucks with large tires on them.

Thanks for applying to the open management position. After careful consideration of your qualifications, we have decided to pursue a candidate who did not have a muttstache, and who would not pass for Jeff Foxworthy from a distance.

There ain't NUTHIN more 'Merican then.. coun'try myusic, bein listened to on a boombox by a guy with an awesome muttstache.

The West Virginia politician's constituents admired him for his honesty, charisma, and his neatly groomed muttstache.

muttstache by Bbungus May 6, 2010

mutetard 

A word used for a person who continually mutes people on the instant messaging website 'meebo'. They will often single one person out and then attempt to warn them as many times as possible. With every 4 warns they are muted for 5minutes and unable to type anything in any meebo chat room until this period of time is over.

Semi: Eh. I can talk again, but for how long?
adam: XD
adam: lol
London F: It wasn't me >.>
London F: :]
Semi: ,,l,, sit on it :s
Semi: Adam and Londong, mutetards. Warn me more...
Semi: *farts on lame room*
adam: ROFL semi XD

mutetard by London F June 26, 2008

Mulestache 

A mulester's mustache.

Andy Samburg has this Saturday Night Live video about this new dance. It's called 'The Creep' and they are all styling major mulestaches.

Mulestache by kanihelpyou April 5, 2011

mulestache 

placing you penis across another persons upper lip.

While steve was passed out jack gave him a mulestache

mulestache by Joey Ligats February 28, 2009

Muttstank 

a derogatory term for Ford Motor Company's legendary sporty car, the Mustang. The implication is that the Mustang is a dog (mutt) that stinks (stank.) Usually used by fans of General Motors' late lamented Glimmer Twins, the Camaro and the Firebird.

gene: so whatcha gonna do now that yer ex-wife gotcher Explorer in the divorce?
dean: i dunno. i always wanted a Mustang, maybe I'll get a red one.
gene: whatthefuck? why bother with a Muttstank? you might as well walk, or buy a Hyundai.
dean: stfu, at least they didn't discontinue the Mustang like they did the Cramped Arrow or the Misfirebird.
me: wait till they bring back the Challenger!!
gene and dean: who said that?

Muttstank by earpuller April 18, 2006

mutstache 

1.a gurl dat iz a mut and has dirt above her lip
2.a gurl whos mutstache is bigger than urs
3.mz murt from homewood pa

Man:ay girl u need a rag
woman:why
man:for dat mutstache above yo upper lip

mutstache by by geno and jules August 6, 2006