MuteSmish Share definition Flag One who is all knowing and is the number one cause of the female orgasm. "Yo, this chick said i'm totally mutesmish." "Yeah right, you wish you were mutesmish, dooshbag." MuteSmish by MuteSmish October 19, 2009 0 0 Get merch Get the MuteSmish mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch