Musto 

The word musto comes from Missouri. It is the fat that hangs over a man's penis when he is severely overweight.

Tyler weres your penis? I don't know my musto's covering it.

Musto by Musto Lover March 12, 2005

Musto 

A large blue possessed sailing jacket. You can put it on, but you can never take it off.

Dana: ''OMG Katy, you're so fat.''

Katy: ''I know, I'm trying to eat loads so I can burst out of Musto''

Musto: ''You can NEVER escape me!!!!!!!''

Musto by breakfastcoffeecake April 13, 2010

Musto 

Musto's are the hottest people you will ever meet.

He looks like a musto

Musto by Alyssa Carry November 22, 2016

Musto 

Cracked at fortnite

Musto- Pro shaco and rengar
Musto also plays chess

Musto by rapist266 June 3, 2021

Musto 

Someone who has an extreme fear of chees and/or stairs.

Whoa dude, why did Nick just freak out.

Oh its okay. There was cheese on the stairs. He's such a Musto.

Musto by FMruisetnod June 23, 2010

mastonism 

The belief that furries are the worst of the worst and should be exterminated like the jews

Do you believe in MASTONISM? No, you must be a fucking furry

mastonism by PMcPerson November 27, 2017

mastodon 

Mastodon is:

Brann Dailor - Drums
Brent Hines - Guitar and Vocals
Troy Sanders - Bass and Vocals
Bill Kelliher - Guitars

Mastodon is metal act hailing from Atlanta, Georgia. They simply defy categorization, but if I were to attempt to label them, it would be something along the lines of prog-death/sludge, but that's pretty insufficient. The band draws inspiration from lots of different bands, so to truly understand Mastodon, you must hear Mastodon.

Their latest release, Leviathan, is a concept album that doesn't suck, which is worthy of praise for this alone. It's based on the story of Moby Dick. The band never sounds confined to the story, as thematic elements of the novel are addressed without summarizing the novel. This release is remarkably ambient, unlike their previous full-length, Remission. Every track is different and the CD may take a few listens to fully appreciate all that the band has to offer. The musicianship is top-notch; although the guitarist and the bassist (also vocalist) are completely proficient, the drummer steals the show. He's a master on the skins, providing some of the most exciting fills that perfectly fit the song. His excellence never comes off as 'showy', and at times, some of the more simpler stuff he plays is the most impressive.

In addition to the aforementioned full-length release Remission, Mastodon has an earlier LP, Lifesblood.

If you don't appreciate Mastodon, you're either a faggot, an indie kid, or a kvlt kiddie. Either way, you're fucking gay.

mastodon by hermanator05 January 6, 2005