Musto

The word musto comes from Missouri. It is the fat that hangs over a man's penis when he is severely overweight.

Tyler weres your penis? I don't know my musto's covering it.

by Musto Lover March 13, 2005

Musto

A large blue possessed sailing jacket. You can put it on, but you can never take it off.

Dana: ''OMG Katy, you're so fat.''

Katy: ''I know, I'm trying to eat loads so I can burst out of Musto''

Musto: ''You can NEVER escape me!!!!!!!''

by breakfastcoffeecake April 13, 2010

Musto

Musto's are the hottest people you will ever meet.

He looks like a musto

by Alyssa Carry November 22, 2016

Musto

Cracked at fortnite

Musto- Pro shaco and rengar
Musto also plays chess

by rapist266 June 04, 2021

Musto

Someone who has an extreme fear of chees and/or stairs.

Whoa dude, why did Nick just freak out.

Oh its okay. There was cheese on the stairs. He's such a Musto.

by FMruisetnod June 21, 2010