The greatest person ever. Makes everybody drool (guys and girls alike), but is determined to stay an eternal virgin. He is vulnerable to STDs due to his micro-penis
Friend: "Yooo look at that absolute sex magnet!"
Other Friend: "That's the holy Mustayeen bro"
Noun: (must-ee-sh)
-The transitional stage of facial hair growth before achieving a full mustache.
-Causes the wearer to instantly appear creepy and/or like a douche bag.
-Commonly found on adolescents trying to look older, or what you would expect to see on child molesters.
Did you see that guy with the musteiche on that park bench next to the playground? I'm calling the cops.
After one has anal sex with his partner he/she lets out a fart after being came in people often describe it as a musty smell hence the name musty cum fart
Man #1: oh god
Man #2: what?
Man #1: I just remeber when pyper let out a musty cum fart last night
Man #2: ew why did you have to tell me?
Man #1 you asked you dipshit