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Mustayeen
The greatest person ever. Makes everybody drool (guys and girls alike), but is determined to stay an eternal virgin. He is vulnerable to STDs due to his micro-penis
Mustayeen by faze_mahfuzez_ash March 30, 2020
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musty bitch
A skanky female, ages teen to death. They annoy the hell out of you but most of all are gross, stanky, or just fat.
musty bitch by Pussy Feind February 1, 2016
Musteiche
Noun: (must-ee-sh)
-The transitional stage of facial hair growth before achieving a full mustache.
-Causes the wearer to instantly appear creepy and/or like a douche bag.
-Commonly found on adolescents trying to look older, or what you would expect to see on child molesters.
-The transitional stage of facial hair growth before achieving a full mustache.
-Causes the wearer to instantly appear creepy and/or like a douche bag.
-Commonly found on adolescents trying to look older, or what you would expect to see on child molesters.
Did you see that guy with the musteiche on that park bench next to the playground? I'm calling the cops.
Musteiche by TuckDiesel June 4, 2010
Crusty Musty Dusty Rusty
Person 1 and Person 2 have an argument
Person 1: *comes up with a good roast*
Person 2: Shut up you crusty musty dusty rusty whatever
Person 1: *comes up with a good roast*
Person 2: Shut up you crusty musty dusty rusty whatever
Crusty Musty Dusty Rusty by Maxgamer345 July 13, 2023
musty cum fart
After one has anal sex with his partner he/she lets out a fart after being came in people often describe it as a musty smell hence the name musty cum fart
Man #1: oh god
Man #2: what?
Man #1: I just remeber when pyper let out a musty cum fart last night
Man #2: ew why did you have to tell me?
Man #1 you asked you dipshit
Man #2: what?
Man #1: I just remeber when pyper let out a musty cum fart last night
Man #2: ew why did you have to tell me?
Man #1 you asked you dipshit
musty cum fart by Mr.Big but skinny penis August 10, 2018
musty slap
When a man lathers one of his hands on his testicles, giving them a warm and sour texture, and in a light, playful manner, slaps another person.
John was being a little bitch at the game, so afterwards I came up behind him and gave him the old Musty slap
musty slap by The guy on the couch. June 8, 2009
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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womp
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.