mustard mustard

A term for something relatively weak or "awkward".
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by 9223372036854775807 August 1, 2025

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by Charuzu March 14, 2022

pissing straight mustard

When you’re extremely dehydrated and your pee is a dark yellow

Bruhhh I got pretty crunk last night and now I’m pissing straight mustard

by potatoman501 November 17, 2019

spoon the mustard

A person who uses the opposite sexes bathroom.

You look like you are the type of guy who likes to spoon the mustard

by The mustard spooner May 19, 2016

Mustard Shot Positive

When someone is so sure of their answer, they are willing to drink a shot glass full of mustard if they are incorrect. Usually used to overrule a friend or teammate's answer to a trivia question.

Roscoe was Mustard Shot Positive that the answer to the trivia question was "November Rain". He ended up drinking 1.5 ounces of dijon.

by MKLynch June 5, 2011

mustard butterfly

The act of having diarrhea while wearing tighty whitey underwear. When underwear is removed a mustard butterfly is resembled.

oh snap i just crapped my pants, and checked my underwear, it looked like a mustard butterfly.

by jesterrox November 30, 2010

Mustard Plug

A small preliminary shit that, once expelled, gives way to a large volume of feces. It resembles and reminds one of the crust of dried mustard that forms on the cap of the bottle which must be voided before the main mass of the condiment can be squeezed out.

Jason: "How's your stomache ache, bro?"
Matt: "It's gone now. I had a thick mustard plug that was blocking a giant diarrhea bomb."
Jason: "Gross dude!"

by But Sects June 15, 2017