mushroom stamping

The act of pressing the head of ones penis into another persons forehead or other facial area.
As soon as Ben passed out, Jer proceeded to mushroom stamp him to no avail.
by Snapdragon August 8, 2003
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mushroom stamping

The male act of stamping the penis into an ink blotter, then proceeding to mark an unsuspecting customer with the "branding" of the mushroom tip.
"Yesterday Sam got ahold of mom's red ink blotter and I woke up to him mushroom stamping me in the face".
by LinzMarie79 July 8, 2010
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mushroom stamping

The male act of stamping the penis into an ink blotter, then proceeding to mark an unsuspecting customer with the "branding" of the mushroom tip.
"Yesterday Sam got ahold of mom's red ink blotter and I woke up to him mushroom stamping me in the face".
by LinzMarie79 July 8, 2010
mugGet the mushroom stampingmug.

A mushroom stamp

when a male slaps his penis off the forehead of another individual, leaving a mushroom-shaped mark.
Jen was steppin out of line, so i gave her a mushroom stamp.
by Andrew O. Ben S. TC M. October 7, 2005
mugGet the A mushroom stampmug.

mushroom stamped

Pressing ones penis on the forehead of an unfortunate individual.
by n/a March 30, 2005
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mushroom stamp

slapping a penis on top of someones forehead or on a car window
we gotta get out of here i just mushroom stamped that cops car

that guy parked so close to me i mushroom stamped his window
by ass master January 18, 2003
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mushroom stamp

when you hit someone with your penis and leave a mushroom shaped mark
by Dakota w. June 26, 2008
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